Princess Jenny reminds you not to vaccinate your little pirates and princesses, but to believe in magic to keep polio at bay!
And fart jokes.
THIS is the best last minute princess dress Disney can come up with for a photo op? No way.
Anthropomorphic princess kittens.
This is the new Disney.
Episode 5 of Literarily Drunk
What do 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and Beauty and The Beast have in common? The answer isn’t as obvious as you think it is, but it becomes clear after a few Kraken Libres.
Related, relevant… same author.
Mr. Smee gleefully pushed Hook into the waiting, strange arms of the crocodile as Panita held him up for his tights at knife point.
Most of the hundreds of people who re-blogged the Disney Villans picture from the Disney Parks Blog didn’t have the Chris Tucker caption attached.
Two reasons why:
A. The Illuminati
B. The internet doesn’t like Chris Tucker jokes anymore
C. Some popular Disney tumblr reblogged it, removed the caption
D. People don’t like the word Bitches anymore when used in jest
E. All of the above, but especially The Illuminati
"LOOK AT ME, FUCKERS!" he said, right before getting his bathing shorts stuck on one of those rivets, followed by an off-screen sound witnesses could only describe as "wa-hooooieee!"
He was the tallest man in a suit, so they made him their leader.
But if you look closely, you can see murder in the eyes of Kanga, who was recently ousted from her position of power.