This is how we found Donald the next morning when we opened the park. Smelling like a margarita blender, shaking his maracas, screaming José Carioca’s name… it took 5 tranq darts to take him down.
He walked into Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Cafe, stuffed my daughter’s bacon cheeseburger down his pants and screamed “WE’RE GOING TO MARS, FUCKERS!”
I’m back guys<3
He laughed maniacally and screamed “WELCOME TO THE MILLENNIUM, FUCKERS!” at the crowd of incoming guests.
It’s Monday. I thought you all could use a good laugh. A…let’s talk about me getting photo bombed before it was cool to photo bomb. B….2 words…Fanny pack. Smh. #photobomb #disney #throwback #jessicarabbit by spoiledrotten9 http://ift.tt/1pU0uEK
SO MUCH ‘TUDE!
Behind-the-scenes photos of building and conceiving It’s A Small World, featuring Walt of course and several other notable faces from WDI/WED Enterprises. Can you identify Marc Davis, Rolly Crump, Yale Gracey, and Leota Toombs by sight yet? (I can, but that’s nothing to brag about so much - A+ for obscure facial identification!)
They all died* like they lived: surrounded by ethnically diverse singing dolls.**
*Except for Rolly Crump, who’s still rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ down El Rio de Tiempo.
**Nobody can prove that any of the above imagineers were murdered by the dolls of their own creation.
(Source: , via vintagedisneyparks)
Disney won’t feature Look at this fucking mouse in their Disney Side promotions. Is it because I keep asking questions about Mickey’s clothing during the 90’s?! What’s with the tie, bro? Why the fuck do you have a monkey entourage?
Minnie and Mickey pre-1965.
I missed my chance to eskimo-kiss a rat.
I mean mouse.
I mean look at that nose, it might as well be a fucking anteater in bloomers.
this is a thing that exists in Festival of Fantasy and I have seen absolutely no one talk about it on here
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS DON’T TOUCH ME
twerk twerk twerk twerk dat ass